我自己煲落一煲老火湯,行出廳阿仔問我"經濟"嘅嘢,我就坐低慢慢講慢慢教啦!教到戲肉時。個傻婆又突然企喺我同個仔中間,又叻唔切咁問:Mom, what dishes we make today? 頂!有無禮貌㗎!你識煑餸咩?依家先五點,無喇喇問嚟做乜呀?我講咗你識煑咩?不嬲都係我自己煑,你問乜呀?好!都算!忍佢同佢講:If I need your help, I will instruct you. Ok?
我同阿仔講多幾句,就入廚房攞碟魚蛋出嚟,同佢講:cut it into half. 諗住比啲嘢佢做,費事比佢煩!跟著出去繼續同個仔討論。
好!討論完畢!入廚房,簡直眼前一白,我罉湯上面浮住一粒二粒魚蛋。我話:What happened to you? I didn't ask you to put it inside? I just asked you to cut the fish ball into half, what happened to you? 佢一方面不斷拍自己額頭好似如夢初醒咁,一方面又話:Mom, you asked me to put it inside!!! 大佬!做咗八個月,你有無見過我用魚蛋煲湯呀?係唔係有"思覺失調"有幻聽呀?成日都可以幻想人地比其他指示?佢真真真係有神經病㗎!有病去睇醫生啦!
仲有!我發現一隻我比佢用嘅連蓋杯,唔見咗個蓋,呢隻杯佢經常擺喺廚房窗邊貪方便,我已經叫咗好多次唔好擺果度,太危險,跌落街會掟死人。好!依家唔見咗問佢:Where is the cover? 佢話:dropped......我話:when? 佢話:this evening......but....also the spoon!!! 我話:do you know you may hurt somebody??? 佢話:just a small things! 我話:Do you know which floor we live? 我吸一啖氣,然後話:Ok, I will report to management see if you hurt somebody........我點都要凶一凶佢等佢瞓唔著覺,呢d又蠢又無腦嘅瘟神!